Just a medium-sized pig with a slow internet connection and too many opinions about soup.
I have a small house, a slightly smaller garden, and a laptop from a year nobody can remember. Most days I read books I won't finish, cook things I should not be allowed to cook, and watch the hills.
People keep telling me to monetize my brand. I keep telling them I am a pig. We have not reached an agreement.
This is my corner of the internet. It is small, slow, and slightly damp. Make yourself at home.